itsalwayssteve
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itsalwayssteve

You have no idea how often I had to hear ‘try to befriend them, they can’t be that mean’. This usually lead to more damage because they used every bit of information about me as ammo. As a result I’m inherently suspicious of anyone who tries to befriend me.

He just needs to give Ford a bad csi score next time he is at a Ford dealer for something. They’ll back down.

Looks like Boy George, sings like Michael Bolton.

Racist whites just LOOOOVE to interject racism in every god damned thing.

You have a running car with no body. Now you must buy some random car body (preferably a lamborghini kit car for a Fiero or somesuch) and graft it on to the British chassis.

The Accord Hatchback. I’d happily drive a low-mileage manual as a DD until the wheels fell off.

The practicality and simplicity of 3rd Gen 4Runners is more satisfying than words can express.

I think I’ll go with the word of the company who owns the vehicles that’s covered in cameras, not the guy’s annecdotal evidence though

yeah, the closest thing i can think of to a spec series in the United States would be like Indy Lites. calling nascar a spec series shows a fundemental misunderstanding of how nascar works

Because “it just works” is an absolute fact when it comes to the Honda Fit. It’s roughly today’s equivalent of an early 90's EG Civic although definitely less fun, especially with a slushbox.

This is your daily reminder that it is American as fuck to punch the shit out of scumbag Nazis.

I like to eat racists. What do I do

Not really. But that’s okay. Not everyone’s a Jeep guy.

That’s completely unacceptable. I don’t know what type of instruction or training that young man received at home, but he clearly needed to tuck his elbows in when throwing his punches, and snap his wrist in at the end to transfer maximum force.

“I recommend you sign up for the baseball team. I can tell you’d make a great catcher after seeing the video of you CATCHIN’ DEM HANDS.”

Hustler - Exposing twats since 1974.

Yet he came up with it later! Inception!

I love watching omnivores taking advantage of a free buffet.

I did a couple of years in prison for drug stuff. You would think that walking out of the prison a free man was the most liberating feeling I have ever had. Incorrect. The most liberated I have ever felt is when, after 6 years of doing some combination of all of these things listed EVERY TIME I DROVE THE CAR, I