My uncle had that exact truck you described, Parked next to my mom's 88 charcoal grey Sidekick, oh we had fun in those when we where kids.

1953 Mercury pickup.

'56 Ford F-100

Am I the only one who has aways had a soft spot for BMWs LeMans Blue?

Cadillac's Opulent Blue Metallic

Ethically farmed meat is expensive...and that's why I own a rifle. Deer are delicious.

I think it's funny when people make a big fuss about humans eating animals, but aren't at all opposed to dogs (also omnivores) eating meat.

At least in terms of Muscle/Pony cars, that they don't make as much power as the old big blocks. Nope, sorry, your 427 Cobra Jet, L88, and 426 Hemi are *all* outpowered by modern smallbock V8s, and the new motors do it using half the fuel.

Forgot to throw in Ballaban's analysis of Migos lyrics where there's not a single Caddy mentioned.

Can be insanely expensive to fix. You'll get better life out of it if you have a respectable mechanic replace the stock plutonium reactor with a Mr. Fusion, which allows you to run on cleaner, garbage-based fuel.

It looks lowered and as was pointed out in the article the seats are either aftermarket or modified and don't look comfortable. So defnitely just get a late 80s targa and save over 10 grand.

I don't read Japanese but my take on the images is that the Subaru EyeSight system is designed to mow down moonwalking pedestrians.

Translation:

Rare does not always equal valuable.

The point of Jezebel is not discriminative in any way. Jezebel is a website tailored to the interests of a given demographic, just like Jalopnik or Deadspin. In the case of Jezebel, that demographics is women. It's no different than how Jalopnik or Deadspin cater to their audiences. In the case of Jezebel, it is…

Penguins don't have a written language, because they have trouble holding pens with their little flippers.

CP. Hack convertible job on a car with questionable electrics and mechanicals to begin with? Bad idea. Buying one of these very used and with questionable maintenance? ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!

Only one way to save this car

1) Rip off the top and all mechanicals for it

And here's Monty Hall, which has nothing to do with this whole conversation.

I have nothing to add to this conversation outside of "Flying a blimp is by far the craziest/coolest thing I've ever gotten to do in my life".

now if i just had enough service to use all that unlimited data

This will either become a classic or one of those unwanted bastard children that everybody avoids.