My sister (the one who gave me her old XJ last fall) just picked up this 04 Monty Limited for a grand. Ten Benjamins. She calls it the Magic School Bus.

And when the mixed-race driver Bubba Wallace wins a championship before the Meuller probe finishes sometime in early 2020, he won’t get invited to the White House.

Mine are dark blue. What does that mean?

I’m sorry but red interiors just ruin it for me.

“Although our investigation is over, we would like to acknowledge that it actually is OK to be white. Not put-business-cards-in-Target-diapers white, but regular white.

Cosby’s face says, “she’s a fighter. I’ve got something for that.”

Am I the first one to notice this is the prior-generation CR-V? The car in question is at least two years old...

Also SEMABros

Clearly those cops spent their formative years playing video games where flowers could be a deadly weapon:

I could not agree more. I got removed from a Jeep Renegade Facebook Group for hating on the “angry eyes”

I wish I had a lot more stars to give you.

I acquired the 74 charger from my uncle in the 80s.

I always liked the late 70s/early 80s Ford Truck combinations. It seemed like they’d do well as German compound words.

I can see what he was trying to do, but fuck sake, man. You’re an educated academic. You should fucking know better.

I remember several:

Oppo and Jalopnik have enough engineers that you could build a Smart Train to move. Fire them all up and just attach your Uhaul trailer to the back...

The 6mt is quite a good transmission as well. It’s not the “broom stick in a bucket of river rocks,” gearbox that so many truck manuals are.

Why are the seats so damned stiff? It’s like sitting on a park bench. Or a pew in one of those “life is suffering and we are here to remind you of it,” churches.