Spouting off unqualified opinions and selling them as truth

Everyone looks at me confused like I’ve just admitted that I have five testicles

I feel like the Fiat 124 headlamps would look better on that than the 240-style.

Dave Barry said in 1990, that:

Then I guess this is a river weasel (or maybe a seaweasel. I’m not so great at weasel taxonomy.)

I just wanted to say that I hope you keep being funny on Wait, Wait...

Ford 5.4 up until 2014 was a 3-valve in the F-series and Expedition
All GM and Chrysler V8s are 2-valve because pushrods.

I hear it goes well with egg bread.

I thought that meant he was raising dairy weasels to make cheese. I would certainly try weasel cheese.

My grandma always said, “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything.”

Just gonna leave this here. This was about the time I met him... 2007 or so.

Did you miss or just decide to ignore my statement:

It’s not an unpopular opinion, it’s an incorrect and ignorant one. Spend some time with kids who have autism. See what happens when they’re overwhelmed and lash out because they literally cannot understand the barrage of stimuli coming at them.

My uncle bought a brand new Corsica hatch in 1990. It was the v6 LT in two-tone teal and gray with gray “sport” seats. It went to my cousin who wound up burning out the transmission

I think the biggest takeaway from this is that many rapists don’t think they’re doing anything wrong.

Yeah. We got a decent deal because it’s weirdly optioned. Sport FWD 1.4t/6m with the Uconnect 5 inch screen with SiriusXM, MySky, and black steel wheels.

My wife and I have a crossover that isn’t as nondescript. Had it a year this week actually:

Y’all are overthinking it.

Thank you for writing this. I won’t say any more. Thank you.

Thank you. That is all.