Given the power plant, this would be more appropriate.

This is a $2500 240DL

This car, that I'll call "White Trash," reminded me that durable doesn't always mean "reliable."

Granted it's a "tall wagon/Crossover" but...

This!

They weigh less than a pound per seat.

That's why the aftermarket exists. The shop where I work does about 50 cars a week for Charlotte area dealers — and the vast majority of them are leather/heat combos. For example, if you want leather and heat in your Accord but don't want to spend another $4500 for the sunroof, leather, heat, and nav in the EX-L, you…

My livelihood currently depends on people who want heated seats. You take that back right now!

Mustang, Assorted BMWs, Infiniti G35/37, GTO, first gen Lexus IS, and the occasional CTS could go into the mix on that one...

KIA Pug:

I think they need to revisit this, since the Solstice took a few design elements from it:

You'd think it would be a big, powerful SUV, but having met them in 2004, it would have been a cargo van

at 6'3" I consider it a vehicle I would enjoy on sunny, warm weekends.With the top up, my head hits the crossbar.

This has been on Charlotte Craigslist since at least before Halloween. It started at $3,999

GT350. It's got a futuristic look that appeals to its past without being a blatant copy (I'm looking at you, Challenger). Its flatplane V8 makes a noise that would inspire car guys and children everywhere. Give it to a super-cool cop like Frank Bullitt or PI like Jim Rockford, but not as a reboot of either of…

The early 90s were a weird time.

In the early 90s, this exact sticker was on the rear quarter window of a black Lotus Esprit (with purple paint splatter stripe) owned by one of the rich kids who played tennis at the park where my cousins and I rode bikes.

You know you want it...

These wheels make me feel funny things in my man parts

Guy Fieri is just a douchenozzle. I met him in 2007 when he was shooting an episode of DD&D. He had a Camaro convertible with some gawdawful wheels parked in front of the Penguin in Charlotte — and he was like that loudmouth drunken jackass that the Germans would call Backpfeifengesicht