pardon me, please. I need to change my pants. They split from the force of the erection, ejaculation, and severe flatulence that burst forth from my loins when I read "twin turbo Ferrari"

@Andy S: re: hate crime - From a legal standpoint I see your point even though I don't agree. I don't agree because from my philosophical standpoint the motivation is as important as the action. If you're the one getting punched, why the person is hitting you is not as important as the fact that he is hitting you. …

@Tijuana Taxi: He could be like Leno and have one of every car...

@BiggieShorty: You must have some red-green colorblindness going on because that suit is so awesome it could cause internal organs to explode

I want to know — is the blue ribbon for the dog or for the best zoot suit on an androgynous person?

@pj134: Um... more times than I can count... The saturn L200 that I got as a rental when someone plowed into me in 2002 was quite fond of going sideways on the dirt roads near my house.

Here's another article for the "no shit" files:

the V-6 SHO from 89-95 was a beautiful piece of engineering. The V8 SHO was a kick in the balls of all SHO enthusiasts.

@yellofury : JPNS OEM JDM: my 87 century spun a bearing, threw a rod, and caught fire all in the same day.

@Unevolved has three moving parts.: Mazda put the rotary in nearly everything in the 70s. They even made a rotary pickup, which baffles me. Imagine the "Full Disclosure" at a Mazda dealer in the 70s:

Also, anything that works like this:

@8kredline: I had one in my 89 dodge Dynasty. With 120k miles it burned oil at the rate that I can't even find a witty simile or metaphor to describe it. Strangely, it lasted 200k miles —

Since someone already beat me to the Olds Diesel from 79-83, I'll nominate another GM dud from the malaise era: The 8-6-4. It was a great concept but in practice it stalled, bucked like a bronco, and left a stain on Cadillac's reputation that wouldn't start to wash out until the CTS arrived in late 2002

@Hart88: You beat me to it!

Alternately, for $400, you could get this Volare.

@Wandell: @Calisee:

I've worked in concert venues for years and no fans are more horrid as people than Juggalos. They travel in packs, start fights, and are generally the detritus of society. I often avoided working any show that would attract the face-painted morons. Juggalos make the decision to embrace ignorance.

I wish I had a witty and appropriate Doogie Howser, M.D. joke.

I don't like the "I love women" guys because most guys I know say this to mean "I want to have sex with women, and not men." As a straight male, I want to have sex with women and not men. I don't have to state that.

@Wandell: Wow. I thank god every day that my girlfriend doesn't read so much into a term of endearment.