@Nürburgring: Varsity Jalop: I worked for a while this summer at a very exclusive dance club and one of the girls saw a guy drive up in a coupe just like that one. She oohed and awwed at him because it was a Maserati. The door man and I chuckled because we knew it was 10 years old and there were 2 on Charlotte…

@Jason Spears: and its facelifted 1997 version: I sold saturns for a while in the late 90s and I loved these little cars. If only they had updated the chassis and given them more powerful engines when they updated them in 1996, the Civic SI/Integra crowd would have been regularly embarrassed by the "little GM that…

@AutobahnBurner: Well that's a nice '03 G35 you posted there...

@teencarfreak: 996 is the chassis code or model designation for this specific porsche — and they were produced from 1997-2003

@yah5: "it reeks of 90s from a mile away"

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After having read some of Dahl's more adult short stories and novellae, this doesn't surprise me. He had a beautifully disturbing mind and this follows right through with it.

"Remember; Homophobia is not fear of gay people; It's fear of the gay inside of you!"

@muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper: it's a shame so many of them look like this today:

I'd buy it for half the price and register it at my friend's house in South Carolina to avoid the required vehicular inspection. At half the price it'd be worth it, considering the likelihood of a clutch replacement, transmission rebuild, and rear diff rebuild/replacement in its near future.

@Potatosw✭tter: While we're on the subject of Honda N600s — notice the one hiding in this ad for a first-gen accord — camino-ized:

@Psiu! Puxa!: Your 244 is the coolest car I have ever seen!: From wiki:

I'll contribute -

@Z34guy: Built by John Silva, the original builder of the Mako Shark Corvette and designer of the Dodge Viper after a night of eating potent hallucinogenic mushrooms

@m. Bohème:

Am I the only one reminded of these commercials?

Now, it won't surprise you, with my name being WhiteTrashSteve, to know that I've owned several craptastic cars. This is the story of one of them: the Goodwill Buick.

If I could read Gawker blogs on my ancient (yet still perfectly functional) Blackberry Curve 8300, I would comment via that.

And next in the "No Shit" File:

LH cars had great A/C. My uncle's 95 Intrepid could induce the nut-shrivel in northern Virginia summer heat. My 99 Concorde could even beat it. Worst?