@felonius_crunk: Her quote is, by and large, true. You could refute that by giving some examples of women who are clownish and funny but these women are exceptions to the rule.

"The reason there are so few female comics is that so few women can bear being laughed at" - Anna Russell

I've masturbated while driving a manual-transmission car in heavy traffic during night construction before. I've masturbated in my car multiple times and also had intercourse in a rented van while driving. I don't see how the commenters below can not understand the logistics of it. And as another commenter stated…

it's a beauty but I'm too big and it's too expensive. But with 60k plus miles on it, it could be driven, unlike the museum showpieces that have 7 and 8 miles.

Rainbow Road — in all its iterations. The most current one for the Wii is not as brutal as Dash but it's taken months of play for me to finish without flying over the edge multiple times.

@Scandinavian Flick: That, combined with the fact that it looks like someone bending over a table to receive a serious pounding. The "i'm bending over" shape of the course is just a warning as to what you're about to receive from their perfect computer drivers.

@PanchoVilleneuve: When I first saw Seth Rogen last summer on the Daily Show, he mentioned Stephen Chow was going to be directing and playing Kato. WTF happened there? It would be far more awesome with Stephen Chow.

@tonyola: Absolutely agreed. It was like an Accord hatchback but without the practicality or style

If we're going for "First generation bad; following generations improved" I'd have to say that the Toyota Camry would qualify. It was small, slow, and ugly, which is strange because it's hard to make a simple box ugly. In Japan, it started as a 4-door Celica but I'm talking about the bread-and butter US models from…

This car is beautiful in red, silver, black, or blue.

NP at half the price — I've seen running secretary special coupes for $2500 and good drivers for $4000. A half-assed custom pickup bed is not worth the price premium — especially without windows.

Of the 9 new beetle owners (and former owners) that I've known in the past 12 years, only one hasn't been a straight male. I notice a pretty even mix on the road, depending on the model. Pastel-colored convertibles tend to only be driven by women, while dark-colored diesels seem to be driven exclusively by men.

There are a lot of good suggestions but there's only one Jeep.

@evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: In the late 1990s, when the New Beetle and the TT came out, a friend of mine commented to me "That TT is nice, but it's like they took the big cartoon hammer and smashed the new bug"

@onebeggar: Sorry, but no. A slow, overrated hatchback is never going to be as cool as Red's Vista Cruiser or Homer's pink sedan.

Purchased for $100 and a bag of weed sometime in late 1989 or early 1990 — a 1978 or 79 Datsun 510 Stanza wagon. It was the most embarrassing car I rode in. I was in the neighborhood that sent me to the "rich kids" school in town where all the doctors' and lawyers' kids went. I was already taunted and abused to a…

@Lotte: Stratos, anyone?

My solution would be to create an even bigger liability — now, knowing that the security cameras are not working — spread the word to every seedy, shady, and otherwise unsavory character I encounter (maybe from behind a proxy or seven on an internet forum) that a certain Audi dealer's security cameras don't work and…

My dad's car behavior taught me a lot about what kind of man I shouldn't be. He was a coward, a cheat, a snitch, and a liar and those were often exemplified by how he treated his choices in automotive transport.

Some douche will pay it. I will not be that douchenozzle