I’m a teacher. I had to deal with lockdown this morning.

Middle school update:

Today is a teacher workday and I’m in a classroom that may or may not become mine within the next few hours. They don’t know exactly where they want to put me and I don’t even have a roster for the class that starts tomorrow. Gotta love overcrowded, underfunded school systems. I spent two weeks in seventh grade doing…

So my wife’s Passat has a memory driver seat and it seems to have a mind of its own. It will randomly change positions - sometimes while she’s driving. That’s a safety issue. Can any VW people find for me the right fuse or relay to pull to kill power to the seat adjusters?

This happened in the next town over. I find it hilarious and kind of sad. Safety image of the fleet at home.

This was the second week in total that we’ve been able to go to school for five days in a row. First quarter is almost done. Seriously. We’ve missed over a week for hurricane BS - because Florence was a big threat and Michael knocked out power to half the district.

Last week I told you about having to put Scooter Duder down.

Goodbye, Scooter of the Duder. I’m gonna miss you.

5 Takeaways from 2 weeks in a 4th grade classroom full time:

I love these kids. All of the issues I’ve seen were from kids being kids. The second photo is from a morning meeting segment called “bugs and wishes,”

Is this like a budget version of the “Rolex Plus Lamborghini” Instagram posts?

What did I do yesterday?

It’s what dragged my math score down significantly.

I’m feeling jaunty and would like to play a non-car-related game.

Day 1 down. Did Project Learning Tree workshop today. Went to Walmart for some snacks and parked next to this GSW. It has a 4Motion badge on the back and three pedals. Bad photo because I had to be discreet. Oppo wagon is Oppo.

My glasses broke and are under warranty. Fortunately my old ones are close enough to be serviceable. I parked next to the most 1993 GMT400 ever.

I have repeatedly documented the behavior of my boss. Growing up with an alcoholic father can lead to serious post traumatic stress disorder. The fact that the boss sort of looks like my dad, and behaved in the exact same manner as my dad, led to many days where I was on the threshold of a panic attack. I was …

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