"Damn it, blimp."

LaRoche: C'mon, that fucking blimp moved right in front of me while the pitch was coming!

Well at least having a stupid fucking mic jammed into his head will give him an idea of how his listeners must feel.

Borque: [passes to Subban]

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

Stikc ot sprots

It's surprisingly painless to boycott the NFL, on Thursday nights.

Can't wait to buy the 1:64th scale model of that!

Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the Eric Cantina.

CBS didn't pull it because of Rihanna. They pulled it because of Don Cheadle (a.k.a. War Machine).

[cums]

Bring us the team of Ian Darke and Steve McManaman, please.

The penal code says it's okay if it's not "deadly force" and it is the child's parent or someone who is acting in loco parentis to the child. Teachers are legally considered "in loco parentis," which means "in the place of the parent," for the time they are supervising the child. So, parents and teachers can both…

Back in the 8th grade, I was sent to live out with my relatives in a rural town outside of Dallas. Whenever I got into trouble, the principal would have to call my relatives and ask whether I would either get ISS (In-School Suspension) for a day or get spanked by a switch then and there. I never got hit but I know…