FLOP

Also, this isn't CNN.

Shouldn't the headline be "White Cops Shoot Black Man?"

I can't wait until the guys in the NBA start copying this style of flopping. Or has Otto Porter already done it?

It happened a few years back with the Wild.

Would Thad be counted in that since he went to Brooklyn?

And then there's this. Because, you know... Jalopnik.

Yes, problem?

I too remember the days when Jalopnik was calling this the best looking car they'd seen. Some of us still hold to our opinions. Well done.

His defense is slipping.

"He's got the sticks!"

Well, I screwed that one up. This MIGHT not be for me, either.

"...waved off because some simpleton of a referee decided to call an offensive foul on Jefferson."

Josh Brolin, done. Make it happen.

He isn't shitfaced though, so maybe not.

The header photo is definitely Patrick Kanine, right?

So far it seems like he actually has.

TAKE THAT, CURT SCHILLING!

The look on his face is priceless. "Huh? Why am I here?"

Always truther truthers.