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NobodyBansMeInTheCorner
itisthebeer
Sep 17 2015
4

Exactly. And let's not forget Whoopie's defense of Michael Vick's dogfighting enterprise as part of his culture. What a bunch of shrews.

Sep 17 2015
6

Making this argument, that homophobes are all secretly gay, is really fucking homophobic. Don’t do that. Don’t project the problems bigots have with gay people onto gay people.

Sep 17 2015
45

No, it’s a license to get married. Gay couples do not necessarily have anal sex. They may not even have sex at all. Just like with heterosexual couples.

Sep 17 2015
3

‘Probate’ sounds an awful lot like anal sex slang... short for probing the prostate. Read more

Sep 17 2015
3

Well in that case, pics or it didn’t happen... which this dude wouldn’t want because he’s totally not into that at all. Really.

Sep 17 2015
17

Dogs are at least 1000x better. Cats are little assholes. This has been scientifically proven.

Sep 17 2015
1

My immediate thought was that he’s holding out for a (bigger) bribe, but I have no idea how important women’s soccer is to anyone in Iran.

Sep 17 2015
7

My guess is it’s about a disgusting, culturally entrenched sense of entitlement over another human being and their bodily autonomy. Read more

Sep 17 2015
13

Oh god no, thank baby jeebus!! I would have wiped up the pee with some paper towels and gone up to the mother, shoved it in her purse and said “Here, I think you forgot this”. I would not last long in retail.

Sep 17 2015
14

Women playing soccer can hardly be said to be extremely progressive. Like I don’t think even Huckabee would try to run onto the field and take the ball away from Abby Wambach.

Sep 17 2015
110

I doubt it's even about that. The idea of having a wife that is more successful than him probably pisses him off. The kid is likely just a pawn.

Sep 17 2015
1

Is it just me, or that a lot of pee? Like, he must have been holding on, desperately looking for a Starbucks or something until the mugging happened, and then I guess it was like “well, my day is already shot to hell so I guess this might as well happen too”