I’m so glad I was wrong. And I really think your way of handling it (literally and figuratively) is best.

Ugh. I had actually forgotten that.

I hear what you’re saying, and I don’t think all homophobes are secretly gay. Of course I don’t think that. The majority of homophobic people are homophobic because they were either taught that or adopted it as their philosophy about people who aren’t like them.

It’s always the people who are like, “Ice cream is an abomination. I don’t eat ice cream. Never have, never will. Y’all are gross for eating ice cream. It’s drippy and cold and nasty and sweet. And delicious. And it stands for everything I do not therefore you CANT HAVE ICE CREAM AT ALL. OR cookies...” who are eating…

I’d wear something Austentatious.

Too bad targets of racism and rape survivors don’t have corporate sponsors. Because even a fraction of the apologist bullshit that’s been on that show this past year would have been enough to bury it for good.

#notalldogs

This is not only the best ever picture of a raccoon/human interaction, it’s an accurate representation of the term “inevitable” in the context of all raccoon/human interactions.

That is indeed a lot of pee. Not many of us know the true meaning of emptying our bladder. But this guy does. Every. Last. Drop.

I.....I don’t think it’s really about the first day of school.

Family. Bibles.

These are also all names of detoxifying, age-reducing, UV protectant pressed juice blends at my local organic juice bar.

I feel, from the way you describe this, it’s something that happened on your watch.

Protect those credit cards and ID at all costs. AT ALL COSTS.

You mean the place where they have outdated and highly moderated books on sexuality and reproduction let alone ones that focus on women’s bodies? And then most of those are MIA, having been stolen by kids.....

I hope you feel better. You’re not alone. :) Hugs!

I just turned 40 recently, so I’m waiting to see if that’s accurate. I suspect not. ;)

Can we also continue to expand the definition of beautiful, to include the over-25 crowd? Please?

I did basically agree with her. Which was my intention, so I guess I did realize it.

Right on, as per usual.