The on-screen captions below this lady are....unfortunate. And hilarious.

I do use the men’s razors. I find them as crappy as the pink ones, though....

“The struggle is real.”

Sorry, I meant the bang trim was free but the color was $120. I wasn’t clear!

Well, technically it was ME missing something. The color was $120. She does the bang trim for free, it’s true but I was just saying what I had done without itemizing it out. (Are you not in my head??!) I get a root touch up that’s brought through to about mid-shaft and then a gloss through to the ends, so kinda…

And rightfully so.

Oh, wow, sad about Judy Carne. My mom’s first grown up job was working in Carne’s agent’s office when she was on Laugh In.

Mmmmhmm.

I just got a bang trim and color and it was $120. Plus tip. It would have been $180 but I’m friends with my stylist and she cuts me a break. It’s not even real how expensive hair is when you’re a lady.

Yes. What you said.

I know this is like a month old, but I am just so excited I’m not the only person who knows what this brand’s full name is. I feel a lot better now, for some reason. Thanks!

Pretty sure the source is Charlie Murphy.

Apparently the same way he arrived at his original conclusion: intense denial.

Exactly. I really find it heartening how many people commented who really got that, too.

It does bring new meaning to the term “Burner” though.

So true. She would have posted a video of her giving away segways to her biggest fans at Xmas, instead.

This was exactly my take away, too.

Ah, the old “unrapeable” gem. Goes so nicely with,“If he wanted sex, he didn’t have to rape someone!”

Ugh. That’s awful! It is a red flag for sure. Really good people never have to tell you how good they are.

My favorites are pointy toes, too. My current pointy ballet flats are Frye’s Regina and J. Crew’s d’orsay flats. Comfy and pointy. Yay!

My favorites are pointy toes, too. My current pointy ballet flats are Frye’s Regina and J. Crew’s d’orsay flats.…