No it's real. He got it from the same place I did my degree in philosophy, marine biology and chocolatiering.

That's what happens when you get a degree sponsored by Axe Body Spray.

Some of us are monogamists by nature. I think people just need to be honest with each other, because lying and sneaking around is for hypocrites who want EVERYTHING.

Professor of Mansplaining.

Eric Anderson, PhD BRO

I believe his official title is "Dr. Fedora., PhD, Esq, SMH"

professor of sport, masculinities, and sexualities

ugh, neither Miley nor scarlet for Dolly. If Kristin Chenoweth is too old, either Anna Kendrick or Kristin Bell.

"Well, I'm kinda nauseous, so win win!"

I guess the trolls are throwing tantrums because they can no longer run free in the comments sections.

I'm in the greys so don't know if you'll see this, but - I know someone where, at the wedding, the groom's mom wore a strapless, full-length, white lace gown. Yes, a wedding gown. Mother of the groom. Bride didn't make a big deal but she was not amused. GAHHHH.

I also used it several times today. Someone felt like replying to me multiple times, changing the nouns of my comment to slurs. It was like racist Mad Libs.

OMG!!! How could you be so insensitive as that?!?!??!?! I mean, it's not like she could watch a Lifetime movie, ask another human being, walk into a bridal store, or use the innerwebs to research it!

Most trivial of trivial posts but today I bought high waisted black pants and a bright coral crop top and I plan on rocking that shit with a pair of vintage black Chanel pumps I got at Buffalo Exchange for $80. Gonna wear it out for my 30th birthday next Saturday, which I'll be celebrating in Lima with my best friend…

I'd just like to share that I have really enjoyed using the dismiss button today. "I think you're overreacting." Dismiss! "WNBA players are uggo." Dismiss! "Nobody watches the WNBA." Dismiss! "Argle bargle blah blah blah!" Dismiss, dismiss, dismiss.

I'm a little on the fence about this, as I'm still pretty hung up on my last boyfriend (no jerking me around, is a really nice guy but legitimately wasn't ready to be in a relationship). So if he sent me the signal, I'd be flying, but I also do not have anyone new on the horizon. So I can empathize.

Hello there! I was wondering if there is any way I get un-greyed. I don't post often but when I do it's generally positive or helpful stuff. You can look at my commenting history. I enjoy Saturday Night Social and it would be nice to still be included. I understand if it can't happen, but I would appreciate the…

Ahem. You can't spoof a show that already does such a great job of spoofing itself. That's what made BtVS so great. It managed to be both completely sincere and completely self-aware at the same time. In comparison this just seems sort of trite and obvious. No fault of Alison Brie's though.

To be fair, she's doing a pretty decent season one SMG impression.

Awful, but credit where credit's due: The Buffy hair and wardrobe are pretty spot on.