I was just wondering about how FUCKING AWFUL this kid's room must have smelled - that shit would have to reek after a while?!

My thing is a father with a teenaged son didn't even consider that all the spots under the black-light might be cum or just a collection of gross fluids from a clearly not-so-clean teenager.

"Do Reddit posters ever post a true story? EVER? "

Not only would the complete lack of cat urine smell be a tip off, but unless there is something very seriously wrong with this guy his ejaculate spots look absolutely nothing like cat pee puddles under blacklight. I'm calling total BS on this for a number of reasons.

8. If your hair colour doesn't match our colour scheme and you refuse to re-dye it.

so no one gets butt hurt

Pretty much. I find women that are about to get married suddenly get a very high opinion of themselves. Like "You should be fucking lucky that I invited you to my mediocre wedding with no open bar". Ahahahaha. No thanks, I can think of 100 things better than adding to Bridezilla's ego.

If would have been simpler to just say:

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

With my chronic migraines I can't do any exercise that is too intense, or 'bouncy', but I agree. Being healthy is one thing, but needing to be 'cut' is waaaay different than being fit.

Ha! The bunching is SO MUCH WORSE than just a guaranteed minor wedgie.

Yes, thank you! What is wrong with wanting to look and be average? The obsessive gym-rats who look ridiculously pumped are what make many people intimidated to go there when they're just starting.

LOL. Every one of your posts is gold Cassie.

OMG finger ghost... dying over here...

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

I am so with you. SO WITH YOU.

Girls dressing as boys and vice versa isn't necessarily offensive IMO. Why does it necessarily have to be about mocking trans people?

I don't think that's actually an issue though. Being trans isn't impersonating another gender. I went to a summer camp with a trans guy. We had a turn around day too. He loaned me his clothes, laughed loudly at my attempts to pull them off, and insisted that he won turn around day forever, because he'd fooled everyone…

Oh for god's sake. All of our spirit days in high school were usually based on something harmless, like different decades. OMG, WEAR A POODLE SKIRT AND CAT EYE GLASSES! OMG, WEAR TIE DYE AND JOHN LENNON GLASSES! OMG, CRIMP YOUR HAIR AND WEAR GIANT SHOULDER PADS! (Of course I never participated, because angst.) In an…

Dear Justin Bieber's PR team: Go home, you're drunk.

Also: rehab his reputation slowly. This is way too obvious a stunt. Waaay too obvious.