and wetness is the essence..

Although I do appreciate a good pun, the French Canadian grammar nazi in me can't help but cringe at how horrible and wrong "divorcè" looks. My initial reaction to that sentence was somewhere between a chuckle and a violent eye-twitch... I'm so conflicted

I like Nicole Richie so much better ever since she stopped hanging around Paris Hilton.

Benji is worse in IMHO. I can't BELIEVE he gets to put it in Cameron Diaz.

Reminds me of media witch hunt on Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey marriage. Tabloids would not let it fucking go until they divorced. Fucking vultures.

Kendall Jenner, just shut the hell up. You are a definition of nepotism. If it weren't for Kanye and Kim and their friendships with Karl and Riccardo, the only Givenchy and Chanel you'd be wearing is the one Kim buys for you. Im not bitter nor jealous, I just hate when talentless celebrities pretend they gained…

#teamnicole

I feel ya, Mark! Paul Rudd today, Paul Rudd tomorrow, Paul Rudd forever!

Moisture is the essence of wetness

Nicole looks gorgeous. I really hope Joel Madden (guhhhh I don't think I've typed that name since 2002) is aware of how much he is punching above his weight there.

Nicole Richie = favorite lilac hair of all time. And good for her and Joel. Who knew that one half of "Paris and Nicole" would result in such a strong, self-aware adulthood?

I love them all in a different way. And I don't know if you've noticed, but I don't keep a straight face at all. I am a sputtering mess the entire time. But I have been doing standup for 20 years so I am used to being around funny people. They are all funny. They's all my babies.

1. I dunno but I would love to!

Too many things to enumerate here. Penny Dreadful, Vikings, Walking Dead, bourbon, kitten videos, old-school hip hop, peanuts. See my instagram for the nerdsplosion that was comic-con 2014. http://instagram.com/aishatyler

Haha, lady questions!!! I rock all kinds of looks now, thanks to the magic of hair extensions, which take the pressure off of my own hair and prevent damage. I get my hair colored every six weeks but I stopped doing highlights because my hair started breaking. Red lipstick is Sephora Lip Stain 01.

Haha I can't be blowing people up. Honestly, celebs are like regular people: flawed, insecure, needing love, prone to make mistakes, eager to repair them. If you follow any person around with a camera long enough, famous or otherwise, you're bound to find some dirt.

This is America. Everyone is entitled to be wrong.

THANK YOU! That is all as well.

That there is called hillbilly jacuzzi.

I read this in Tina Belcher's voice. Butt.