Thank you for giving enough of a damn to get that she wasn't responding to you in particular but to the uncertainty that women live with about which men will be the dangerous ones and which won't. Thank you for understanding and for being an ally.

I know!! I was just going to post the same thing. :)

I was walking home from the bus stop one night around midnight. As I walked, I noticed a young women walking towards me who appeared to be out for a late night power walk judging by her outfit. Upon seeing me, 6'1 250lbs, dressed all in black, she took her massive wad of keys with pepper spray attached and switched…

Strombo is a great interviewer. He has gotten some of the most amazing stories out of people- he's well prepared, he has a conversation with his subject and he knows when to just shut up and let them talk.

I'ma let you finish, but Penfifteen has the best Amazon Review of all time!

Was anyone actually under the impression that these grown-ass men could be One Direction *without* weed?

People comment on your teeth? Are you Julia Roberts?

Remember this anti-drug commercial, with the girl who turns into a lifeless pancake after smoking pot?

Yes. But, they seem more human now and I sort of like them. Well, I'm slightly less ambivalent about them. That's more accurate.

You know, I thought I HATED small little yappy dogs (as I so lovingly called them) but I totally-not-on-purpose adopted a chihuahua mix and, let me tell you, he is the best dog in the history of dogs - never barks, never had an accident, all around literally perfect. SO DO NOT BE SO QUICK TO SWIPE LEFT!

I'd check this out, but I've already filed an adoption application for this handsome pup.

Monsters, monsters could swipe left.

I don't know, she looks awkward to me. Like maybe she's sucking in her weight. I know she's a multi-millionaire, but I still feel sorry for the fact that her weight is the only thing people care about when it comes to her. If I were in her shoes, I would be a psychological mess. This is why I have zero interest in…

I'm not surprised, but the rush-to-do-it element seems a little weird. Someone on here wrote my favorite quote about it: "It's like he just discovered intelligent women exist."

Top of the dress looks like a lobster bib. I know she was really trying to keep it klassy, and wanted to emulate Princess Kate, but the lace kutouts just killed it. She does NOT understand the balance between covered up/showing skin.

CLEARLY CANADIAN. Specifically the strawberry flavour. Beach days/picnics/my life has never been the same without it.

Imagine a campaign to get cars to look twice for motorcycles before changing lanes. What if a car driver got upset by that and said "NOT ALL CARS HIT MOTORCYCLES!!!1!" Like, duh, but it's still an important message, and your reaction makes absolutely no sense.

Found on Twitter... (the mis-use of "betrothed" is really bothering me but the rest is spot-on)

I'll stop pretending my diet is fun when the people I work with stop saying "Don't you want a donut? You can have just one. One won't hurt. Come onnnnnnn...." Ugh, fuck you, Dude. I don't want your goddamn donuts.

You know, I'd never give a shit again about people endlessly talking and posting about their diets if they would just do one thing. For fucks sake, please stop saying "yummy". Do you want to instagram a pic of your dinner of a blurp of runny peanut butter on three shriveled goji berries? Go ahead, knock yourself out.…