Seriously! Dave can get it. James to the left!

Right? Go big or just accept that your brother is cuter.

Absolutely not. Honestly. I bet he's always a little sweaty and smells of chicken broth.

This is why you go camping: so that the other 51 weeks of the year feel like a vacation.

Having taken my first ever vacation ~6 weeks ago (only took about 12 years of working and saving, wooooo!) , I can say that I returned refreshed and glow-y and could see why people would expect that of their vacation time. I'm still happier than before because it broke the tedium and reminded me that there is…

imagine talking to someone who works with special ed students (paraprofessional or teacher, hard to tell when you're a sub) who thinks vaccines cause autism

Or, when they are dead set on finding a reason for a challenge they are facing in life. Honestly I think it's within all of us to look for explanations, but it seems for some the easiest thing to do is 1) involve God and 2) fault themselves. Unfortunately, they get to play the martyr and they don't realize how…

It's horrible that she's basically saying that her child is a punishment from God.

I try to be tolerant about religious beliefs, but I just have to say, Toni Braxton's god is an asshole. I don't understand why people would want to believe in a god who's so vindictive and hateful and takes things out on innocent children.

Satan gives out the autism, dummy.

Nicki Minaj should be cast as Chaka Khan (Chaka and Whitney were friends, and Whitney started out doing back-up vocals for Chaka). Not a big fan of Nicki's (and who knows if she can act?), but she does look like a young Chaka.

via her twitter "Goooorrrrrrlllllll...... If that old queen don't get ha diapers out of a bunch..."

"No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 'please kill me now' that I'd never get back,"

Oh really? Well then she made a good choice by not wasting both her time and yours. Seeing you just admitted you would have been an ungrateful little shit.

Sheen is lashing out like an…

Just...Why. Know when to take your shitty tatts and go home dude. You are talented and wealthy. Disappear for 5 yrs and come back with an amazing album. Justin Timberlake yo shit.

Nope, this is the best makeup of the event. And on-trend too, the whole ethereal look was big on runways.

I like Bieber's hair like this.

That is the face of constipation.

#TheWorst

This face. It is the Jaden Smith face. The expression that says "I have no idea how insincere I look because I really have no self-awareness." Except maybe Jaden will grow out of it. Godspeed.