But this armadillo just wants to snuggle WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID MY NOSE JUST FALL OFF MY FACE

Do you really think she’s staying at home 20 hours a day and never thought to ask about portability? I think it’s probably safe to assume that there’s a reason she’s not doing that.

#notallfeedingpumps

“Wow, you’re tall.”

I had no idea! I assumed she was meant to be 24ish, which just made me roll my eyes because WOW! What an amazing love story: a 40-something year old is suddenly able to forget his estranged wife once a younger, shinier model is thrown his way.

This comment was like staring into a mirror.

Also riptides are visible from shore. They look like breaks in the waves.

This is a joke? Jokes are funny. What the hell man?

As as dad, I can assure you - it’s all we have. We have nothing left. Please... please leave us the dad jokes.

Thank you!!! I saw that and without one spoken word felt nostalgic sadness. Brilliance.

Either way it’s all about the Poussey.

Well I didn’t know.

Jughead still wears a crown. All is well in the world.

Can I just inanely say that this is a very clever panel?

No, but he is being sued for defamation because he publicly called a few of his accusers liars.

So if he’d just said, nah, didn’t do it, she’d still be there siding with him. Girl it’s not a bandwagon when 30+ women come forward with the same story. That’s a rape parade, with a float and everything. A Parape if you will.

This is really unnecessary.