I first read “fans” as “friends” and thought, yeah, that fits. My husband was friends with someone in college (they are 48 now) and when he looked him up on Facebook, every photo was of the dude still hanging out with the same age range of people when last they saw each other, just out of college. It was bizarre.

“Please don’t drop me as a manager.”

Yes, just the ASKING is the problem.

FOUR TIMES.

He sure says he is admired a lot.

My god, this gif is mesmerizing.

This really moved me. No clear answers, no tidy wrapped-up-with-a-bow, just a conversation that portrays how something like that affects your life. I am grateful that you had friends who stood up for you and unequivocally condemned what happened.

Love it! Kinja won’t let me star.

This is happening to me now too!

This made me laugh so hard I was worried I would wake the house.

I agree with you. It’s really good, but it also feels like fiction.

It’s true! I lived there for many years (we owned a home so at *least* no neighbors coming through walls?) and always had a large dog. We’d walk the dog and just street to street it would be remarkable how different things were. My husband told me about a street behind ours where there was a meth lab that blew up…

Oh my god, I lived in that neighborhood for years, including when this was happening to you! I am so, so sorry this happened and I hope you win because this is incredible. Just incredible. Did this ever make the news? I feel like I would have remembered if it did. (As soon as you wrote library, restaurants, record…

I’m thinking a 1.5 and that’s before allegations.

SURE, Matt Damon! Sure! The old “Oh, I had daughters and finally realized women are people” enlightenment.

And she left him (as of just now).

I misread that at first as “team up with Kid Rock” and hey, whaddya know — I found a way to make it more depressing.

I love that you’re doing this. I mean, maybe if he is actually doing this, he could GET HELP MAN.

That opening scene with the dress...are they getting married in the state capital rotunda?

That’s gross and adorable.