SO much better to just go outside (though using a trowel is encouraged).

You guys, I once ran down to the basement of my apartment building to use “the shitter” (you know, the toilet-only-in-a-closet that old homes sometimes have in the basement) so that a guy I seriously had a crush on wouldn’t know I pooped. I am convinced to this day he heard the flush and knew what I was up to and…

I am in my 50s and honestly, I look younger. I swear. It’s the too-much-plastic look.

She is so uncanny valley.

Look, seriously, FUCK this shit. My husband is 5'7" and I’m 5'9". I really hate how height is such an easy insult when it comes to guys.

Where are all these pants-pissing cops coming from? I mean, someone slaps your car and your reaction is SHOOT THEM DEAD?! FFS I lived in Chicago; my car got slapped by angry cyclists and pedestrians if I was a half inch over the crosswalk line.

I love how he just assumes they’ll be fucking, like he is so goddamn irresistible. Maybe that’s just his way of saying coercing e.g. raping a subordinate.

Same, except one hit by a car, too. It was infuriating.

I LOVE Mr. Handsome. How the heck did he get there? Somebody loved him with food too much. I had a 20-pound cat and people joked he was a human in a cat suit. He had been starved (literally) by his previous owners and I let him eat too much — he was a super big boy anyway in size but I was young and a little lax with…

I predict an underage girl scandal.

what the fucking fucking FUCKING FUCKING FUCK

And please a better wardrobe. (Though I like her.)

Same! Ann Dowd in The Leftovers was phenomenal, Samira for OITNB maybe, but their work in THT was good but didn’t strike me as nomination-worthy. I was bitching elsewhere about Danielle Brooks not getting a nomination.

It was brilliant.

I had no background at all but still loved it. Hmm.

I could watch Legion again (I think I will) and still be endlessly delighted. I would pause mid-show just to rave about how great it was.

This is a show where an extended sequence of Mike painstakingly breaking into a house was riveting. It’s so good.

SAME. Ugh.

So true.

Are these nominations covering the most recent season of OITNB? Because where the hell is Danielle Brooks?