She said there was manager.

There's so much to love about your comment, but this is my favorite part:

Speaking of lies and liars, your yelp profile shows a picture of a young woman and a female name. Your review history is clearly of a man (bitching about his white dress shirts for work not being dry cleaned properly for one example). Fuck off, dude. You're a bad person and there is NO excuse for not leaving any tip…

Oh and super classy calling someone "retarded" for doing their job.

You know what doesn't show character? Or class, for that matter? Calling someone "retarded". Throwing hissy fits. Also, your post here. Ain't no one going to listen to anything coming out of your mouth now. Cheers!

By which I gather that you have considerably more real sexual experience than this guy.

I LOVE this picture. It looks like the uterus is curtseying.

This guy reminds me if a friend I had in high school that was a compulsive liar. His lies started out small, for instance, he always claimed Ralph Macchio was his cousin. He was not. We all knew this, as even though his parents would back up his claims in front of his friends (No wonder he had a lying problem) they…

Like, logically, I know he's full of it but my nether bits just closed up shop at that description.

I do not understand men (even virgins, even ones whose only encounters with vaginas have been in sex ed class) that would think for a second that anything cervix/womb/prolapse related in any way would been seen as good by a lady.

Well he just ruined his two nice dicks for me with that BS cervix story. Why do so many men think that's hot? Kinks and all, getting your cervix bruised by sex hurts (not so bad during for me, but after it's not fun). Prolapse is painful and horrible, I assume, and not something anyone should go through and not…

The thing that gets me is how he keeps referring to vaginas and anuses as "gaping" or otherwise wide open after he pulls out, which is just... Not how these things work.

I thought your piece was a strong, unbiased work of investigative journalism, AS PER USUAL!

He sounds like a dick.

Secretly convinced he is actually a virgin because of his two penises and that this is all just a really sad, sad front...

"Wrote quick on your phone"? Glad to know you're really invested in this job.

Much like rehab, this show is pointless if the contestants can't/won't/don't continue to maintain their success in a healthy way. As Cracked outlines, this failure is usually what happens.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

This is so, so fucked. Words are failing me. Every time I start a sentence a million other outraged thoughts crowd in and I hit backspace and start again.

So it's not just a bunch of old white men sitting round a table.