this makes me immediately swell with love for Tig Nataro and her unbelievably excellent Taylor Dane story...

Needs more stars.

So right after a shitty break up this summer I hit up an old booty call from OKCupid. He was really cool, but the sex. Oh god.

I already posted about this once, but... I dated and fucked a guy who would stand up on the bed to switch positions. And that wasn't the weirdest part - he'd keep thrusting. He had a slight belly and serious sexing face, so he looked not unlike an angry bee with his dick as the stinger.

My very first.

I don't normally advocate this but...

Sigh.....a white guy that would wear "funky jamiroquai hats" in high school. I lost my virginity in his storage unit. :-/

YES, that is my forever vote. And once again:

The entitlement in telling another woman what to do with her eyebrows. I just — not to be obnoxious about it, but this is how women enact and enforce the patriarchy on one another.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

Like special dog, whilst moving.

It's all fun and games until someone eats Principal Flutie.

one time a pizza guy (rushed out the door by his manager) forgot one of my pizzas. He felt so bad that he offered to bring us free stuff ("I'm gonna bring you guys so much free shit!) and we weren't mad because we aren't crazy and we had our first pizza to ride us over. When he came back he brought a free pizza in…

In your land... tipping does not matter!

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.

How awesome would it be if during the Rapture Jesus comes down and takes only the gay people and their supporters to heaven while flipping off everyone else? I like to think something like that will happen.

I mean, "shady" is literally how conservatives operate. They don't know any other way.