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I don’t see any of those ads on here. I have Adblock. They’re not blocked on every site, but I don’t see them on Jezebel.

Yes -- I remember that too. Just awful.

I would LOVE to send them there. Take away their computers and gym memberships and force them to live as it was REALLY like.

I cannot stop laughing at this. It just applies to so many situations.

Why is this so deeply satisfying and hilarious.

Weirdly, she looks like Melania Trump to me in a couple of them.

I really hate these photo shoots where rich toned celebrity in out-of-place outfit poses ridiculously while the “normals” look on in consternation and/or horror.

Dollhouse bothered me more because they were actual humans who signed up to be used that way.

I just heard that being yelled out in my head by an announcer like the TV Westerns of the 1960s such as THE BIG! VALLEY!

Flight of the Conchords is freaking brilliant. What We Do in the Shadows is amazing. Also, I’m pretty sure he’s had a hand in writing or producing everything he’s been part of. (Not sure about Molly.)

Then he’ll be sad to know you didn’t spell his name right.

Jesus. When I was **25** I was the sole person in charge of a publicity department for a large non-profit. One of the seasonal workers was being a total jackass and someone said to me, “Oh, he’s only 25.” Wrong thing to say to me. ARRRRGH.

“Serreptiously.” I’m not even sure I spelled that wrongly enough.

Owwww!

Once when my husband was literally 2000 miles away, someone knocked on our back door at 2 in the morning -- we lived at the time in a kind of dicey neighborhood and our back door meant someone would have to have opened our gate and walk the length of our house to get to the back door. I called my husband in a panic --…

How fucking awful. Anyone who would make jokes about this is subhuman.

I just want to keep posting this.

Here he is:

Let’s make sure everyone knows his face.