OMFG. I know that’s not exactly informed commentary there, but that’s all I got.

But, but...she has no makeup! Okay, monochromatic makeup! And probably messy hair. #sobrave

He’s a serial assaulter and people need to start pressing charges.

Does he ask her out before they go to sleep or after they wake up? Because the former seems pointless and the latter a complete waste of time seeing as they woke up 90 years too early on a ship with nothing but a robot on it, or...

I am legit shocked by this celebrity news! What the heck is wrong with me?

Jesus.

“Allowed” is not really the word I would use. : (

Here’s a blind item that most people guessed was about Charlie Sheen:

I actually thought of Clint Eastwood, too, but I think I’m off on that one.

This article and all the speculation...I am literally sitting here thinking, “Okay, who would I rather lose from my list of actors I enjoy: Brad Pitt? Martin Sheen? Robert Downey Jr.?” To me, RDJ would hurt the most. But whoever it is needs to be named.

Yeah, but “revered” is not really a word I’d use for Sheen.

The first name that came to mind was Clint Eastwood.

Watch Intruders. Omly got ome season but she is brilliant in it.

Would I have sex with a dirty-haired musician/pizza delivery boy in his rented crawlsp---

When I gave it some thought, you can tell he is really, really, really super-sensitive about it. But: still an asshole.

Sorry, responded to wrong person. Nothing more to see here.

Any bad I would have felt for him was tempered by his default insult to be “You’re a slut.”

Because that would not be punching up.

How about when she made a joke about something that actually happened in one of his movies, and his completely humorless response was to call her a whore?

If you’re gusty on the way to a bathroom, chances increase. : D