I wanted to find a seat for an elderly (but very fit, workout clothes type of elderly) woman because she was using a cane (also an athletic brand of cane, ha — like Sierra Designs or something) but when I went to turn around (I was standing on a bus) I literally could not. It was that wall-to-wall. Seattle busses SUCK…

Surely they can find a compromise, like with Larry Kleist, Rapist.

A weird thing but: happy anniversary!

Yes! And it happened so late US time that I was out and missed all the news coverage, and found out from a friend’s email first thing in the morning. I was so totally floored. Aside: happened to be in Paris three years later right at the entrance to the tunnel, and the Statue of Liberty flame near there was still…

So....did Jezebel just invite all the Gawker trolls to crash over here now, or what?

Am I ungrey? YES!!! WOO

I always think of one of my favorite quotes:

Jezebel, I fear we are losing you. I was never ungreyed on Gawker (tempted to ask for it now) but neither was I banhammered. If this is the end, thanks for being my first and last stop every day.

Will there be...monogrammed thermoses?

Yeah, Omarosa also once called Jessica Simpson a “rock star” in the literal sense, so...

At what point will Lea Michele try so hard she’ll have no more try-hard left?

Bleerrggg. Also the death-grip on Melania’s arm. He looks like he is trying to stop her from getting any closer, like he’s going to set her aside out of his path.

Am I imagining it, or is Beyonce’s show only half sold?

Okay. I’m grey but I’m going to share my Junior story now: about 16 years ago, I worked on a commercial featuring both Ken Griffey Jr. and Sr. I’m the first to admit that I really have zero background or interest in sports, aside from a glancing familiarity with the rules of baseball and the very, very occasional trip…

I’d like you to meet mine in their mid-50s. It’s truly horrifying.

Engaged to someone who’s 23?! Oh, honey, no.

Horrifying! : (

I did that in the 90s. My rule is if you did it the first time, you can’t do it the second time. (Not really my rule; I’m sure I read that somewhere.)

Just gotta say Melissa McCarthy looks so fab here!!!

How it looked in 1906. I’m from Cincinnati originally and my folks never stopped lamenting all the beautiful old buildings that were torn down. Now I’m the same way.