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Better manners than my sister-in-law who apparently has terrible Animal Crossing etiquette. As soon as she gets to my island she started taking all my fruit. Calling her a thief did not dissuade her so I put my console in sleep mode to boot her off the island. Flipped it back on and everything was back, like she was

No Hawkeye!

Heath was kind and hewpfuw. He took cawe of me.

I think you’re the only one that’s disappointed by this update.

Weird that Drake isn’t identified with his legendary catchphrase:

what’s a “weekend” I exist in the same space 24/7

Feeling the symptoms, so I have to postpone having a new job for two weeks and get to stay home.

I’m tempted to get this but I doubt my friends and I will finish up Gloomhaven for at least a few more years now.

The past few weeks have been really trying. This was a nice reprieve. Thank you. 

Anyways, here’s Wonderwall. 

Thank you, to Stephen and all of the Kotaku staff, for doing their absolute best to provide us all with some levity and a form of normalcy in these trying times, even as you all deal with the same issues as everyone else. You all are a shining light in the fog this world is in, helping in your own ways to give hope

Great news! I love the Super Mario Galaxy games and always wanted to see them in true HD glory! If they can just port over the Wii U Zelda remakes to Switch along with an HD Skyward Sword, I’ll be all set!

As far as remasters go, all I ask for is a Super Mario Galaxy 1+2 collection.

They look amazing, but I agree that the original ones would be far easier to actually play with. The giant numbers and symbols are there for a reason. 

I would be scared too!

my dream mashup. i guarantee nemesis, mr x or even birkin would be awesome additions to mortal kombat 

So, we’re all in agreement that its eyes look like the end of a fleshlight, right?