FINALLY. Spiritomb! This was one of the hardest pokemon to catch because you had to meet 32 people in the pokemon underground, which as a kid meant having 32 friends. And I feel like even for Children, thats a high bar.

It is saying something when a villain makes Lysandre look good.

*16-bit airplane sound*

Adding this here to make this easier to see because it is very good. 

there’s an alternate universe where deadspin got to write a David Stern obituary and its very different to ESPNs.

Sports media, specifically ESPN, are full of blowhards. Oh and #DeadspinForever

Played both.

Really great article! This is something I’ve been wondering about for a good while. I bought the first game before any of the extra content had been released, and I was curious how they were able to keep putting out free content that was of such high quality. It didn’t occur to me that being on the Switch would have…

For real. RIP.

I also have this game on 3DS, and honestly I think it's a bit lame that I will have to double dip if I want to see everything. Hey Yacht Club - some of us have been here since day one

I’ve bought it previously on both Wii U and PS4, but I’m seriously tempted to get another version on the Switch just for portability.

“OH GOD LIFE HURTS EVEN MORE THE SECOND TIME”

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I don’t know why, but beat-em-ups look so much more fun when they use sprites than polygons. 

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

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I’m going to make a movie just like Yesterday where a guy wakes up and suddenly nobody but him remembers Steely Dan, and it will be a documentary about my life.

Anytime I see Orlovsky telling us what QBs should or shouldn’t do, I can’t help but remember the time HE RAN OUT THE BACK OF HIS OWN GODDAMNED ENDZONE!

If a team continues to find dumb ways to lose and there's no fans around to see it, do they still suck?

Andy Dalton is probably just praying for the sweet release of death at this point. In other words, he’s looking forward to the matchup with the Rams.