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Risen on Saturday

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

Every entry was fantastic (my old heart skipped a beat at the Full Throttle inclusion), but I have to say that Curugon’s attention to detail in changing the driver’s expression to match the experience of having that goose in their cab carried the day for me.

Thanks for your efforts, everyone; I always love seeing these.

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

You ok bud?

I want to know how exactly these ghost Pokedexentries are made within the Pokemon universe. Because either somebody heard a ghost story about Phantump being a dead kid and was like “yeah, that sounds about right” and put it into a scientific database OR scientists killed AT LEAST one kid for Pokemon research.

Wait this game is out? That totally snuck up on me. Better get to finishing Link’s Awakening then...

Both Penny Arcade and Awkward Zombie are on point this week. And even though Life in Agro is an old comic, it was great as well!

Newton certainly hasn’t looked like himself.”

The idea that shit-talking a candidate during a primary harms them in the general was probably never very true, and most assuredly isn’t true at all now. The overwhelming majority of people in this country know who they will vote for next November based solely on the letter by their name. Modern American elections are

I’m seeing a lot of harsh reactions to this injury, either from people who love him or hate him. I think it’s never just a black-or-white issue with Roethlisberger; there’s always gonna be a little grey.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

I’ve been a Saints fan since the late 1980s, and I just grimace every time I see Hill under center. I really don’t understand what our seemingly knowledgeable coaching staff sees in him.  

Sad gumbo :(

I’m sure Saints fans will want Taysom Hill to start over Teddy for purely football reasons.

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

The NFC South has pledged to pitch in and suck so hard that the Saints will still skate through to the playoffs.

Is Vinatieri the first kicker who is absolutely, for sure a bonafide first ballot Hall of Famer? There’s a part of me that goes “the NFL HOF voting braintrust will find some reason to not want a kicker to get in the first time he’s eligible”...but he’s Adam fuckin’ Vinatieri. This is as close to a slam dunk first

Hate the saints but I've always loved the way Brees plays. He even made Purdue good. Hope his hand isn't broken