“Cortana, how did I do on that last play?”

To be fair, Rick Jeanneret also had this reaction over a sandwich he ate.

Is it just me or does this look like a 6’x 3’ piece of Ellios Pizza?

Stopped reading your comment at “sportsball.”

Bill Belichick laughs to himself once again. I mean has any division had this many shitty head coaches in it for this long a period of time? I mean since 2001 look at the steaming pile of shit that New England has had to contend with: Dave Wannstedt, Nick Saban, Cam Cameron, Gregg Williams, Chan Gailey, Herm Edwards,…

That’s how I feel about the N5...minus the a bit big comment. It’s the right size. I will be waiting for the Nexus (2016 model)

That’s how I feel about the N5...minus the a bit big comment. It’s the right size. I will be waiting for the Nexus…

Transfer deadline day is always liable to turn up a couple shockers

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Watching a game at University of Phoenix stadium is a lot like attending University of Phoenix – you spend a ton of money on a complete waste of time, and when you tell people what you did they all laugh at you.

Papa John is a giant douche, so I don’t feel sorry for him.

I vote for when Izzy Alcantara karate kicked the catcher in the mask then tried to fight the whole team with a bat.

The only correct answer is 140 pound Pedro Martinez gripping fat Don Zimmer by the ears and dumbo-tossing him aside.

Meanwhile, members of /r/chiliadmystery/ are driving around the Space Docker in GTA V and honking the horn at everything they can think of because of some mural, hoping that a jetpack will mysteriously appear.

Solution: drink your whole growler fill that day.

Came here for this

Did you say Joey Gallo? Gallo with a ‘G’? Joey Gallo is dead! I’m Joey Callo, C-A-L-L-O!

I’ll just leave this here.