Is that header pic real, or is that Andy Samberg playing a Brazilian soccer player in a Lonely Island digital short?

It’s all a vast BIG FINANCIAL ADVICE conspiracy.

I thought he was from Brooklyn...so he wants them closer to home? Makes sense.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

My stupid CFLs won't die.

My stupid CFLs won't die.

Oh you poor naive soul.

The 8.9% of the writers that didn't vote for Pedro should have their voting privileges revoked.

1A. Cat, domesticated

I'm going with 2.5% fruit juice. That makes it a healthy drink!

What's your opinion on high end places in Boston carrying Gansett to show their local cred? I love Island Creek Oyster Bar a whole lot, but I'd much rather drink my Gansett in bulk at the Silhouette for half the price.

"...if your best-brewery list doesn't include Sierra Nevada, your list could use some fixing."

Based on my consumption of pizza, my team would be me and one other person... or me and morning-cold-pizza-for-breakfast me.

Execute these animals. Put them down like rabid dogs.

kill these monsters, firing squad