A Jack Russel terrier dressed up as Sherlock Holmes you say? I wish I could remember where I’ve seen that before. Someone throw me a bone here.

It makes me want to play mini golf.

Maybe they’ll be able to translate that into their 3rd ever playoff series win sometime in the next decade!

The maddest I’ve ever gotten lead me to take off the back to the controller, take a shit in it, put the backplate on again and then throw it into a volcano.

Please please please tell me there’s an option to supersize this meal.

Bitch.

I preferred his earlier work. That one ditty that went:

Have you voted yet to fix the hole in the wall left by OBJ?

This is some Goodminton.

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Just as a heads up, I ordered the Aukey waterproof phone case and as a no rush shipping bonus, I got $5 off my next…

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Even worse, he’d get smoked by MLB’s lawyers if he tries to pull this off.

Given the choice between the two, I’d take the seasick crocodile.

Trump actually likes America and wants to see us all succeed.

Holy shit this jabroni is a real life Ben Wyatt.

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I dunno man. Steppin’ Out was a pretty decent tune.

And here I thought the Warriors were the biggest chokers in the NBA.