Still hard to believe just about a year ago this team was in the FA Cup final, even with Benteke still on the team. The Premier League is a cruel mistress.

“I know exactly how you feel, white marble”

Coogans is where a buddy of mine literally picked up a girl who had passed out on a storm drain and just started making out with her.

This is a lot nicer looking than the Pioneer units that do Carplay and Android Auto. I’d be all over this thing if it did.

This is a lot nicer looking than the Pioneer units that do Carplay and Android Auto. I’d be all over this thing if…

This is still less depressing than Willets Point’s “We Have The Mets” campaign.

Even the fake Cleveland Indians in “Major League” lost the ALCS.

Yeah, but did he find the Jetpack?

Yes

A fifth or a sixth year in a college represents forgone income or time that you are not in graduate school — and you are not going to get that back.

Call up Wusthof. I’ve heard many stories of people that have done dumber things with their knives and having them replaced for free.

Call up Wusthof. I’ve heard many stories of people that have done dumber things with their knives and having them…

Dr. Shark Bird and Rusty Justice in the first round isn’t fair... both those names could have gone far.

Dr. Shark Bird and Rusty Justice in the first round isn’t fair... both those names could have gone far.

If you live in one of the 28 cities they have a tribe in, consider working out with November Project. It’s always way more motivating when you have a group of people doing the same workout with you.

They’re about 5.5 inches long and regulation hot-dog width

I’d imagine this makes them the most profitable company in the state.

And that’s because any time the Hammers do something cool, you can bet Payet will be at the center.