My story is that on a flight back home from Europe with my family, our flight coming into Germany was late, and inexplicably the 4 of us were upgraded to business class. This was sweet enough already, but it proved to be even better as when the airplane took off down the runway, it stopped half way and then had to go…

Well that’s one way to avoid relegation.

I hate to be that guy, but there were only 3 games in Boston. He shit himself in all of them, plus game 7 in Vancouver.

Nah. Rask was pulled after the first 5.

I’ve been experimenting with cooking rice sous vide lately, but toasting the grains first seems like a no-brainer now!

Is there anything more infuriating than accidentally putting your shirt on backwards?

Obligatory:

So which friend leaked the information? Papa John, JJ Watt or Joe Montana?

shoot it you fucking midget

Least surprising to me on this list: Newcastle.

This is not unfair.

I like the doughy ones personally, but my wife thinks I’m a freak..

Looks like Shaq’s transformation into Mo Vaughn is almost complete.

That’s fine and all, but will he provide us with any lifehacks about how to use that empty bean can?

And to think, the Patriots almost moved to St. Louis.

Hey!

Michael Larson, who gamed the non-random board on Press Your Luck. This was all before he got involved with a foreign lottery scheme. If he weren’t dead he’d be the next head coach of the Browns.

Also remember: This is the billionaire who along with his billionaire wife (heir to Walmart fortune) own, in addition to the Rams, Arsenal, the Colorado Avalanche, Denver Nuggets, Colorado Rapids, and a lacrosse team.

the Vatican covering up the fact that Jesus had a son named Jimmy Ray

And just when I thought Deadspin was out of stories about athletes dragging their girlfriends.