This week, I like Jim Dracula and Sixty-Niners (+4) to delete the Cincinnati Pringles at home!

1 in 5 chance of drawing Zenit.

But then his instincts kicked in and he gave the black man running towards him what he wanted to avoid further, potentially more violent, confrontation.

Do you think anyone in Cleveland was able to make it to work today?

When can we expect the follow up article “Newcastle Are Even Shittier Than We Thought They’d Be, And That’s Kinda Saying Something.”

Hero/Villian is a pretty dumb idea, but it’s better than the 24CEDMYSELFUPONHOTELSTAFF campaign originally floated.

What if they beat Carolina?

A lot of credit cards now also have price protection as a standard benefit, though it’s usually limited to big-named stores. Anyone have any experience with buying an item ahead of time and price matching it to a Black Friday deal though their card issuer?

Krapsnaps Bazingas is also a better breakfast cereal than Milk and Honey Original Café Mix.

Raboni? More like Jabroni, amirite?

As the two aired their grievances further, Dorsett called Kessel a “fucking fat fuck”

You are easily my new favorite commenter.

Yup. Because one is popular and well known, and the other is Northeastern. Though I do remember the student-run school parody website used to use that joke a lot, such as (paraphrasing) “Northeastern graduating class accidentally receive degrees from Northwestern; don’t say anything.”

Researchers at Northwestern University

Did “monthly miles driven to get a hair cut by a multimillionaire” at least get honorable mention?

Join us next week when he’s listed as PROBABLE after sticking his dick in a blender.

An ELITE quarterback would have just called all the plays himself.

Over 5,000 words wirrten when just 5 would do:

This article immediately made me think of this:

Do you know how many varsity jackets $10,000 can buy?