Yeah, but the question is why? The guy specifically tells Barry that the musical theme came from their subconsciouses, not from him. Did he get the name from the future? Because he never seems to make the connection to that "Music Meister signs book deal" headline… And even if he did, that would be a paradox, as the…

Hey! I used to live there, and…

Well, they DO admire the male gym patrons, and they end up griping playfully about Barry's accelerated metabolism and how easy it is for him to run, so it doesn't QUITE pass the test… but it's still a pretty fun, charming little detour.

I read somewhere that Jurassic World was supposed to ignore Lost World and Jurassic Park III. Which kind of makes sense: after all, it'd be fairly easy to cover up one horrible, violent dinosaur rampage so as to actually open a working dinosaur park, but after THREE— one of which, remember, spilled over into San…

Add to that the fact that, with Captain Cold dead, she's now the most logical non-speedster foe to have a chance against Barry, since her cold powers can theoretically slow him down the same way Snart's cold gun could.

There's actually a Flash novel out right now that does just that. The Haunting of Barry Allen features not just Iris doing investigative work and being a productive member of the team, but it also features a fun little aside of Iris and Caitlyn hitting the gym and bonding as friends. You know… character building stuff…

As much as I hate the fact that Killer Frost is completely dereft of any kind of meaningful motivation, I gotta admit: seeing Danielle Panabaker cut loose as an unapologetic baddie is a LOT more fun than watching her constantly mope and worry about turning into an unapologetic baddie.

Well, we already have plenty of those… they're just usually billionaires, not former secretaries/cub journalists.

Well, this opens up all sorts of weird continuity issues, then, doesn't it? I mean, it's a little easier to ignore The Lost World when you don't have to prominently feature the guy who was the main character in that film. Are they going to try to continue his story as if he wasn't IN the second movie? Does he still…

Ugh. The ol' "compress diamonds into coal" excuse. Even if she were strong enough to actually do that— which, y'know, she really shouldn't be, but I wouldn't put it past this show to claim that she were— it would still be a hell of a process for her to find a buyer and arrange the sales in a way that wouldn't attract…

… No, not really. Unemployed still means "no more money" for most people. And even if she has a tidy savings account she's drawing from, shouldn't she be concerned that the thing is going to run dry if she doesn't get another friggin' job sooner or later?

You know, with all the fantastical, ridiculous things that have ever happened on this show, I just have one question that's burning a hole in my brain: how? How is Kara paying for that apartment?!

Happy ending in my book!

On the one hand, I'm actually really excited about that Titans TV show. The Teen Titans have always been more "soap opera" than "superhero blockbuster", so giving them an hour-long television drama makes a lot more sense than trying to cram the team's story into a two-hour movie. And with Geoff Johns and Gred Berlanti…

In Psycho II? It was definitely corny and a little pat, but I loved it!

"the previous ending—Norman Bates locked up in what we assume will be an institution for the rest of his life…"

Is… is that it? Seriously? A five minute video calling out nature documentaries for using foley to create sound and for… GASP!… editing hours of raw footage to create a concise, entertaining narrative?!

A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition of".

It is really disconcerting how Marvel seems to see its characters as interchangeable products. Oh yeah, we won't care that the X-Men are being sidelined, as long as there's SOME genetically mutated weirdos running around, right? It's all the same thing!

I don't remember much of that movie— and most of what I DO remember was pretty awful— but I did like that little crack Austin makes about "literally, how could you do it? The man's so fat, the mechanics of it are mind-boggling!"