I lost interest in Bill Murray getting his sh*t together when Harold Ramis died. Even a lackluster Ghostbusters III would have been better than that awful Ghostbusters remake/reboot/cash-in hatchet job… which Murray had the balls to cameo in, despite being the one holdout on making that sequel, the bastard.

I am just genuinely terrified that there are this many bros out there who can out-douche Shia LaBeouf.

Actually, that's what made The Visit work so well, too— M. Night playing with your expectation of some elaborate, ridiculous twist ending by delivering the most straightforward explanation for things he could concoct.

The director of John Wick doing a Highlander movie?

All of Peter David's TNG books were fantastic, but Q-Squared was definitely my favorite.

Well, back in 2008 I would never have pegged the guy who directed Elf as the visionary director to kick-start one of the most ludicrously successful film franchises/cinematic universes in history. So I'm willing to give these two a shot.

And now it will be impossible to ignore it, in any conceivable instance in which you think of the two characters at the same time.

Oh, God damn it— I actually WANTED to see that new Friday the 13th movie. It was set for release on Friday, October 13th! It would have been the 13th movie in the franchise! This was absolutely PERFECT timing all around! Who cares if it wasn't “ready to go”— ALL the Friday films are terrible! That's part of the charm!

The TNG episodes shown on Netflix are the high definition remasters. Thing is, the Next Gen episodes all feature their original model work, because all of that was already done in cinematic resolution by ILM in the '80s— it's just in higher definition than was ever possible to exhibit before. (The visual effects have…

Man, this movie was GREAT! I mean, not in the sense of actually being any good, but rather in that it's the cheap teen-slasher continuation I was absolutely expecting it to be— as much a relic of old-school horror sequel mentality as the VHS tape itself.

That's… actually shockingly close to what the end of the movie is.

I have loved Batman since I was three years old. My grandmother took me to see the '89 Batman movie while I was still a toddler, and since then I've seen every Batman movie in the theater. But since the Dark Knight trilogy ended and THIS has become the new cinematic direction for the character, I've been completely…

It really is baffling just how long they waited to crank this sucker out. I mean, nine goddamn years? Surely Robert Rodriguez had to realize that the heat surrounding his visually groundbreaking pulp action film would have LONG ago dissipated when he decided to start up production on the sequel. Why even make it at all…

Maybe the director just really wanted to work with Katie Sackhoff, but he thought to himself, "no, she's probably too old to be playing a twenty-something at this point…"

Well, in the post-Crisis days, she DID take the name of Dinah Drake Lance before she died, while her daughter was just Dinah Lance. But I imagine the New-52/Rebirth continuity is just going to keep the streamlined idea that she's only one person, just for simplicity's sake.

Yeah… the irony is that she became one of the brightest spots in the shows weakest episodes, and yet THIS is how they repay her. I get that they wanted a fresh start with a lot of things on the show, but it kinda feels like throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

You know, if I actually had to choose between the two laughable punchline presidential candidates of Arnold Schwarzenegger or Donald Trump, Shwarzenegger would be a no-brainer. I mean, yes, he governed California into massive debt and nearly eviscerated the community college system, but at least that still counts as…

A few thoughts:

I honestly think the only way this "James Olsen wants to be a superhero!" subplot could possibly be redeemed is if James ended up having a massive superhero identity crisis. Like, maybe he takes Kara's advice to heart that a normal man shouldn't fight crime, so he goes out and finds a magical Maguffin that can grant…

Hell yes. I'm hoping this movie makes enough bank to wipe all talk of Catwoman and Elektra as female-superhero precedent off the face of the Earth forever.