So in Japan, RoboCop is a practically-naked chick with giant boobs?

I actually have sort of a soft spot for that terrible, terrible show. It was a bizarre blend of Smallville, Gilmore Girls, and the Burton/Schumacher Batman films, and it was exactly as much of a mess as it sounds… but it DID do some kind of interesting stuff here and there.

I would be really interested in a Birds of Prey movie if Harley Quinn wasn't in it at ALL. 'Cause, well, what do you DO with her?

Gary f%$#ing Johnson. Motherf%$#er ended up nabbing anywhere from 2- to 5% of the liberal vote in several states that could (and SHOULD) have swung in Hillary's favor.

It's been a while since I felt the need to point out some serious logical failures on this show, but I had one big, huge problem with the final battle between J'Onn and Miss Martian.

It suddenly occured to me that, even being the massive comic book geek that I am, I do not know the Luthor mother's name.

Ya' know, the rest of this season could be total garbage… Starz could cancel it right this second, in fact… and it would still have been worth it to get this one last, amazing battle to the death between Ash and his usually-forgotten sister, Cheryl.

I'm kinda thinking they MIGHT pay off the surveillance video in a later episode— say, to reveal just who Ba'al jumped into when he completely disappeared at the end of the episode (coughLINDAcough).

Honestly, I'm thinking there's a 90% chance that Linda is ALREADY dead and that Ash just got together with Ba'al. Seems like a pretty obvious set-up.

Actually, the guy who had Joker cut off his face was Tony Daniel, a legitimate hack artist-turned-writer who was doing Detective Comics at the start of the New 52. Snyder was just stuck with that crappy set-up when he wanted to do his OWN Joker story.

So Back to the Future part II WAS right… it was just a year off. That's still a pretty solid prediction!

Oh, yeah— it's definitely good! The audience I was with loved it, and everyone I spoke to gave it super-positive feedback… so with any luck, you'll be seeing pretty much the same movie come June! (Albeit with finished effects and a real score, of course…)

I've actually seen the movie, though— caught a preview screening last month. So unless they decide to hack it to pieces and add a whole bunch of random bullsh*t to it between now and June (which, I'll admit, is not entirely out of the question, knowing Warner Bros.), I can say with confidence that it's actually gonna…

Between this trailer and the last, they've actually given a pretty darn good indication of what the movie is actually like. If you dug 'em both, you will definitely like the movie.

Well, I wasn't. But like I said, if you liked it, I'm not gonna tell you you're wrong or anything. Art is all just a matter of taste, after all.

Man… after spending the last few years trying to ignore the systemically awful New 52 take on Wonder Woman (itself a follow-up to the equally terrible leather-jacket-clad revamp by J. Michael Straczynski), the past few months have been like a breath of fresh air. There's so much good Wonder Woman material out there…

Okay… Okay. I KNOW this looks bad. This looks really, really bad. But— and hear me out here— this might actually be a good sign.

Honestly? I do. But just because the abbreviated movie makes the Joker look like some kind of charming, romantic hero, and I KNOW the excised scenes emphasized just how sick and abusive his relationship with Harley really is.

"You missed the music and the city and a beautiful bulletproof black man."

I… don't get what the point of this show was.