I’m not making assumptions about you! I’m talking about the world in general. And Rebel is wearing something that is patterned to make her look thinner because that’s the only way to be acceptable when you’re large — to seem less so.

Is Tyga kind of sad and gross? Sure. Is Lesser Kim kind of sad and gross? Yup. Nonetheless I cannot get too freaked out about a 17 year old having sex. I mean for fuck’s sake, how many people actually waited until they were over 18 to screw? And 7 years just isn’t that much of an age difference.

Also people think calories = unhealthy. Unless you’re trying to lose weight, olive oil and avocados and nuts and shit are good for you.

Just gonna throw out there that it looks like she has stuff in her pockets. Useful pockets = always ok in my book.

Maybe the point is that there’s nothing wrong with looking large? I don’t like the color, but I don’t see a problem with her not trying to look as tiny as possible at all times. “Dressing for your body” is often code for “looking skinny when you’re not.” Maybe she says fuck that?

It’s not real. It drives me out of my fucking mind that I’m supposed to think Nicki is hot shit when she’s centered her entire persona around a bolted-on ass (& tits). Which is sad because she can actually rap.

So weird. I love him, and he seems wonderful, but I find him almost the opposite of sexy. Like, would not do.

In about 2rd grade at my private elementary school they hired a new catering company to run the cafeteria. I guess the company was just a catering company, or didn’t really understand kids? It was all 80’s gourmet catering food (my mother swears they tried to serve a bunch of 7 year old kids quail eggs, although I…

That this hotel is geared toward women and not men makes the whole thing interesting. Is it like a giant sorority house?

Not to say that the cops wouldn’t have been trigger happy if she were someone else, but: there are obviously multiple helicopters and cameras filming this, there are no officers in the immediate vicinity that she could possibly ram with her car or threaten, she exits the car with her hands up and her shirt hiked up way…

Who?

I’ve got it figured out — there’s Kim, the Big One, the Dainty Pretty One, and then the two Lesser Kardashians.

Yup. There ARE situations in which not tipping is the right response. To deny this is crazy.

Well no, if it was the server’s fault this would be an entirely appropriate response. If the server was hanging out on his/her phone, taking smoke breaks and chatting up attractive patrons while the food got cold and came an hour late... that would be fine.

Nah, I’m with you — I’m for backing off and not having to parse intention in every last costume, and instead accept that Halloween is a night when the devils are out, as it should be.

Wellll... I see your point. Being offensive is offensive. But also - a dude dressed as Condi? Badly? That’s sort of hilarious. Is there a war criminal exception?

This is what I’m thinking. Nothing wrong with dressing as Caitlyn, for men or women. The problem with this is that the “joke” is that this person is very masculine and hairy and looks ridiculous.

The white bustier is an iconic (possibly THE) outfit of the year. Not shocking that there would be Halloween versions.

Dressing in the opposite gender’s clothing to be funny is a pretty long-standing tradition. Sure, it can be offensive, but I’m not really interested in policing every last guy dressed as Madonna or Miley, not to mention The Madonna or Queen Elizabeth or whatever. Just like I’m not getting my panties bunched over women…

Nail Envy changed me. One of my nails is (permanently) split vertically, and even getting a wrap at the salon doesn’t fix it. Consistent use of Nail Envy has actually repaired it. It’s amazing. Only thing is you gotta actually take it off and redo it or it will go yellow on you.