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9/30/19
1:31 PM
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This is like when I made the executive decision to ignore all youtube stars.

9/30/19
11:59 AM
3

Some people test poorly but do well in school. Some people (me) test well and do shitty in school. Standardized tests only test how good you are at taking standardized tests.

9/30/19
11:42 AM
14

I’m so old I don’t even care what tiktok is. Also, still trying to figure out this VSCO girl thing.

8/12/19
11:27 AM
19

She also did some quality giant slide time. I think she just likes fairs and drinking.

8/2/19
6:03 PM
13

I mute the alexa occasionally, but beyond that, couldn’t care less if people I have never and will never meet, who only know me as a randomized job number, hear me having sex. What on earth could that possibly matter? Read more

7/1/19
1:15 AM
11

So the Knicks were idiots to sign all those other old, injured players, but they’re also idiots for not signing this old, injured player?

6/12/19
10:49 AM
45

Rather more disrespectful to consider Thailand an “amateur team” than to celebrate scoring a goal against them.

6/11/19
5:04 PM
5

American soccer needs salvation? We just scored 13 goals in the World Cup!

6/11/19
1:37 PM
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As a well-dressed and intermittently professionally employed person of color, despite flying multiple times a year every year for four decades, being incredibly nice always, and belonging to most frequent flier programs, I have never once been offered an upgrade. I have asked. Read more

6/7/19
2:51 PM
1

Nothing wrong with them that a few more year’s experience not being on top of the food chain wouldn’t fix.

6/7/19
12:36 PM
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The reason to be anti-flip flop isn’t fashion or cleanliness, it’s that they ruin your knees and hips. If you haven’t discovered this yet, I’m afraid you will.

The reason to be anti-flip flop isn’t fashion or cleanliness, it’s that they ruin your knees and hips. If you