Different end, same beginning. I was going to school in London and lived by the deepest tube station in the system (20 floors deep, I think?).

Yes. He sucks in SO many ways but he’s:

This is weeks later, but it’s worth pointing out that a full 70% of under-50 y.o. women on the train dress like this. Chunky sweater, warm leggings, tall boots, knit scarf has been the fall/winter uniform for years now.

literally clapped my hands in delight first time i saw it

Ass skin in just skin. She’s not pressing her vag right on the seat, she’s got underwear on. What’s the big deal?

Yes, beginning in a year or two.

In fact it’s 30% Black & Hispanic, but you’d never know from looking, which is even worse maybe.

Yeah, other than coffee in the morning, I don’t naturally get hungry until some time after 4pm. I do snack late at night though, so no real weight loss or anything.

This is like when I made the executive decision to ignore all youtube stars.

Some people test poorly but do well in school. Some people (me) test well and do shitty in school. Standardized tests only test how good you are at taking standardized tests.

I’m so old I don’t even care what tiktok is. Also, still trying to figure out this VSCO girl thing.

Yup, this is what we do.

She also did some quality giant slide time. I think she just likes fairs and drinking.

This sounds almost exactly like a Katy Perry concert.

So the Knicks were idiots to sign all those other old, injured players, but they’re also idiots for not signing this old, injured player?

I don’t need to presume anything.

Rather more disrespectful to consider Thailand an “amateur team” than to celebrate scoring a goal against them.

American soccer needs salvation? We just scored 13 goals in the World Cup!

As a well-dressed and intermittently professionally employed person of color, despite flying multiple times a year every year for four decades, being incredibly nice always, and belonging to most frequent flier programs, I have never once been offered an upgrade. I have asked.

Yup. The weakest of sauces.