I’m a chick, I dig pretty dresses and fancy parties and dream-plan my own wedding (although I have no desire to actually be married, so...). What I don’t dig is people being pissed off that they tell people things and then can’t make them magically shut up and not respond. Having a wedding is by definition a show of…

God, really? What a nightmare! How weird and irritating!

Oh hon, I never thought the fuck you was for me! I would get that shit sewn up so fast my hips would have whiplash. Although the whole labiaplasty stuff is fucking terrifying.

OK, if we’re being pedantic, “wanting a vagina that mimics the vagina of a 16-year old’s” is still kinda weird. Obviously tightness is a thing, and for reasons, but putting an (illegal) age on it sorta sticks out as odd.

You should plan a fancy winter night out with her where you’ll both dress up and she can wear her fur! Doesn’t matter if you go to the movies and burger king, just you both have to look FANCY.

No, of course! The fact that you’re worried that you’re a bad friend means probably you’re not! This is a good place to vent. I just want to throw in that it’s very hard to be a maid of honor and be 100% “oh no, whatever you want bride lady” all the time, when it also means your life and your friendship might change.

Yup, except that it seems like this actually happened?

Well, except for wanting the vagina of a 16 year old... that’s a little weird, maybe.

Dude, level 3 and level 4 tearing. Look it up. Or don’t. Lots of kids in this world need adopting!

Here’s the thing about weddings: no one else gives a fuck about your wedding. They’re fun to go to, sometimes, and when you’re close to the person and it’s wonderful that they are planning to be with someone they love and cherish and vice versa forever it’s a beautiful idea and we all get sentimental over that. BUT.

Nah, I think she’s just trying to share in the excitement/find a way to include herself. It can be really weird when your best friend gets married. It is a little ungenerous to be like, “you wanna wear that? You get married!” at the same time as wanting to dictate what all your attendants wear and do. I’m sure she…

I think a lot of the issue is that some of the women are being run by men who take a large cut of their “tips.” It’s a little sketchy.

MM, good point. (Ha! I meant to write “Mmmm, good point,” but keyboard got all funny and now I realize it’s your username. Name Karma!)

Presumably everyone has reasons they name their children what they do, and those names have meaning, right?

This just reminds me (over and over) that I lost my favorite ray bans last week.

9 to 5 is the best and I will fucking cut anyone who says different.

No, I think you’re actually right.

Yeah - I’ve tried to do a little poking around to see if there’s any talk of racial discrimination in terms of airline upgrades, but it’s not something people seem to talk about. Which would lead me to think that it isn’t a big deal? Especially now that they barely exist. But all the guides to how to get upgrades…

Don’t mean any offense by this, but are you white? (That sounded weird?) I spent years flying pretty frequently (although not enough to get super-status on any one airline because I go for the cheapest always) and used to ask about upgrades all the time. ALL THE TIME. I dressed well, had only hand luggage, polite and…