Aaliyah (RIP Baby Girl) would still be with us.

gracias, amigo

No, not at all. The bar owner literally does not even know if he is thinking of the correct person and has no idea what happened at the house. The friend does know who the victim is and has apparently spoken with people with first hand knowledge of the incident.

Well, probably because the bar owner wasn’t at the scene and has no idea who the victim was.

If you want to have sex with someone and go to their house for that purpose, and that someone violently throws you down and fucks you against your will, it doesn’t matter if you had theoretically wanted to have sex with them. You were still raped. The general idea that sex would be fun is not the same as consenting to…

Your condescending tone is fucking awesome, however.

My little brother used to CUT HIS EYELASHES because they hit up against his glasses. I have short, straight little eyelash sticks. There is no justice.

Yeah, this one is pretty good.

The “Mountain West” which I think is Colorado, Utah and Wyoming.

Your eyelashes are insanely long. Insane. I can’t look away.

Who is this doctor? Why is he making you not have sex? Can you get a second opinion?

I was actually at a party with The Donald about 10 years ago. (It wasn’t his party, but he was there - allow me my moment!) There was lots of food and billowy white curtains!

It’s actually a great fair - small enough to be friendly, big enough to have tractor pulls and pig races and some seriously unsafe rides.

I went to the Ulster County Fair last week and there were no chickens - it was tragic, since I love the fancy chickens. Fortunately the racing pigs were there.

Four months? The NH primary is Feb. 9. Today is August 6.

Nah, no way he’s still around when the actual voting starts.

This is the Bucs, not the League office.

Of course I’m mad about pink shit! Ugh. Also mad that the youth-sized jerseys I have to buy are always too small in the chest (but at least they’re cheaper). And even worse is the way that pink jerseys have come to represent clueless bandwagon fans. Double ugh.

I don’t make the rules of language — if you say “reinvent the female fan experience” you aren’t saying “reinvent the fan experience for female fans who use pinterest.” You’re not modifying. You’re implying that this is how you are catering to female fans. Not some of them, but women as a group.

Oh no, I’m not assuming anyone is doing anything smart here, believe me. I’m just saying there there seems to be an assumption that this is about drawing more fans in, and I don’t know why that’s assumed. Most male-oriented promotions seem to be oriented toward turning casual fans into hard-core fans, so this would be…