Name recognition sells more movie tickets than vocal talent does. Sad to say.

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

Totally agree. I wish we could also get more of Stephen Miller too. He looks positively frightening on television and delivers awesome quotes like “The President’s power will not be questioned.”

What I wouldn’t give for an #AlternativeWhiteHouse

watersports! at last, an issue that trump and obama can come together on.

Look how fucking happy he is...

I could die a happy man if I got to share a blunt with Obama. Also, the man is a patriot and owes this country nothing. Trump thrives when he has an opponent, and if Obama comes back in a big way........... 

A *real* billionaire, not a fake one like trumpster.

I don’t care if Melania doesn’t want to do this shit, but it is up to Trump to assign someone, like Ivanka

That chat is vile. I’ll pass on that gaming community.

Suddenly all those 2nd amendment nuts are making some good points.

“Why don’t you teach your son not to litter?” Is not a civil question to ask of someone who just called the police to report that their seven-year-old was allegedly choked by someone who accused them of littering.

Fuck you.

Of course the top comment is a “well actually...” about littering.

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Uh... alright man. Point taken.

People who live in the projects != Black people. It would be greatly appreciated if you didn’t conflate the two.

Yes, but this is also their plan. Shift that responsibility off the federal government and put it on individuals and families who are already struggling. Families who will bear an even larger burden under Trump’s tax plan and who will benefit less from it.

as a queer millennial woman

It doesn’t matter what Trumpanzees care about; they represent only 35% of the electorate. What matters is what everyone else thinks. Also, I would argue that an increasingly significant portion of Trumpanzees are growing afraid of what will happen after the ACA is repealed, particularly now that they realize what’s…