I’d use him for his copious cocaine stash and then beat it.

THANK YOU.

Oh fuck off. You know exactly why the fuck you added that ‘(seriously).’ to the end of your tweet: because under normal circumstances our first instinct would be to think that it was exactly what it was: a couple of pages that didn’t reveal anything damning. You can pass the buck to the network for that ridiculous…

Huh, it’s weird that she’s unwilling to state the obvious: it was about ratings. Like we can talk around and around in circles about whether her tweets made people think there was going to more to the story than there was (uh, they did). But at the end of the day, she did it for the eyeballs. Since there was no real…

Fake or carefully curated. I mean the WH tried to beat her to the punch by showing the returns before she did. But how did they know what year, which two pages, etc. before her show even ran?

Did Jimmy playfully tussle her hair?

See: Al Capone’s vault

Her excuse is bogus.

This is like saying I should turn off my phone when out in the wild. Ridiculous.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

So how long until the draft comes back?

I don’t know, I think Trump’s assertion today that Jews are phoning in bomb threats to their own institutions to discredit him is nearly as offensive!

nothing you said is correct.

Its not for gold only,

Games with Gold lets you keep the games you get for free. With this, you’re basically paying a monthly fee to play the game for as long as you continue to pay the monthly fee. Plus, this is a whole library of games instead of just 1 or 2 per month.

Games with Gold lets you keep the game after your subscription is over.

Okay I get that they’re more old-fashioned on the east coast but calling her out for the dress length and sitting posture thing seems sorta puritanical/patriarchal?? like of all the things to criticize, maybe don’t imply she’s making herself look slutty, because that’s what that’s implying.

progressives were so reactionary

Name recognition sells more movie tickets than vocal talent does. Sad to say.

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

What I wouldn’t give for an #AlternativeWhiteHouse