No love for Big Bottoms?

He’s house flipping? I guess he’s changed his mind re: hit it and quit it.

It’s his disarming honesty that convinces me.

Remember the ‘90s!
[sends naval fleet to the Phillipines]

I will add a fourth comment genuinely wondering if those are wax dummies.  Kanye especially looks too glazed-over to be real, I don’t care what drugs he’s on.

I TOO STILL MISS THE OLD AV CLUB. [pours one out, wonders why he’s yelling]

You’re not alone in this theory.

I still can’t imagine the microbiotic world thing having been any good, but you’re spot on about the roles Lucas should’ve occupied and his major weaknesses. Some of the worst dialogue I’ve ever read and the perversely amazing ability to turn the likes of Natalie Portman and Ewan MacGregor into planks of wood.

It wrote itself.

I’m guessing you read the full-length, but just in case: I believe the essay was trimmed to fit in the issue of Premiere it originally ran in; you can find it uncut in A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again.

The clip raises several questions, the most prominent of which is why on G-d’s green Earth the Wall Street Journal is hosting it.

It can’t be two things.

What’s the level of woo/goop crossover?  Are we at 100%?

I’m the same age and it was news to me too (though admittedly for years I knew nothing of the movie beyond the famous poster image), so it could be.

That Z&A track was fine, but didn’t really measure up to the killer songs on the debut.  Curious to hear the whole thing.

The Heatful 8

Selena Gomez?  Kristen Bell?  

Ah.  I overanalyzed.

but she’s seldom referenced as a great performer in the way we discuss Marlon Brando, Katharine Hepburn, or Dustin Hoffman.

Maybe she mixed him up with Aidan Quinn?