That never occurred to me before, but instant agreement.

If you actually speak the language, I’d say yeah, no reason it can’t count as a groaner. I speak a little Hebrew and got a similar laugh out of the “Taking the Wig Down” number in Hedwig where the Hebrew on the chef’s hat just phonetically spells “chef.” As for the rest of us, the internet gets word around to the pop…

Awful news. I’ve only read Kitchen Confidential and a few interviews, plus the Bastard Chef episode of Archer, but this still hits hard--he seemed like an incredible guy. I’ve suffered from depression for close to 20 years now, and am currently experiencing my worst bout of it in almost that long as I undergo a…

I’m confused. Does Brietbart not realize most of the world takes “covfefe” as a mark of 45's idiocy/senility/falling asleep on the can, or do they hate him now for far right internal drama reasons I’m not privy to?

Well they don’t give baby elephant tranquilizer to just anyone.

Now I miss Alcocephiliac in particular. [drinks]

He has a Netflix show.

You need to wear layers when your bank is freezing.

“How’s the dark roast?” [grins maniacally at mirror]

And Pie Oh My!, though he leaves that one off his resume.

I can deal with a dystopian future that still attends to my coffee needs.
[joke about current administration goes here]

Holy shit.  I think some of that violates the Geneva Convention.

At least as well as Alison Brie in GLOW.  So, no.

Man, I wish.  That’d be a financial step up from academia.

Tell me more of these jobs for liberal arts majors--I still seek a real salary.

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

I wish that sounded ridiculous.  Sounds incredibly plausible to me.

Yes. It was a staggering mess—I’ve described it as somewhere between three and six different movies, some of which are quite good, thrashing around like cats in a bag*—but Keaton and Norton are endlessly watchable and the rest of the cast give great support.

*I love cats and would never stuff them in a bag, but this is…

Yoink.

Thanks!