They are gonna be flinging that shit anyway. You can’t dodge every turd, so sometimes you just have to stand firm, have a decent answer prepped ahead of time, and hold firm on course.

“If you don’t give me everything I want I’ll throw toddlers in concentration camps!”

Naw.

There had to be at least a moment between the erroneous trailer park charge and these where he thought, “Whew - good thing they don’t know what I did in the other trailer parks,” right?

#notallpublicmasturbaters

That’s odd. I don’t usually associate older women with tight ends.

Wow, so this guy had murderous instincts? Who’da thunk it!

Nah, she is a woman, and therefore she is completely untrustworthy.

I don’t know this Shirley lady, but are you sure she can be trusted?

take car of business

That seems a little extreme to me. But please, tell me more about your public stoning idea.

But they definitely should not publicly support him.

You’re a fucking idiot.

“People arent allowed to speak publicly about how someone hurt them because the person who hurt them might get hurt.”

No, you’re lame.

I’m totally a nerd but there is this subset of nerd culture that will violently rage against anything or anyone that they think is ruining the pop culture thing they are obsessed with.

good thing your opinion literally doesn’t matter.

counterpoint: the distinction is incredibly unimportant. you’re making it about you.

Right?! Screw frequent flyer miles I just need to start insulting wealthy people in destination areas apparently. The only downside is unless I convince them I need 2 weeks of on-site training for the fight I don’t know how I’m gonna work the free hotel into the equation.

Damn, if I’d have known that talking shit to/about athletes would net me a free vacation, I would’ve started doing that years ago.