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You know what I’m most looking forward to? It’s years from now (hopefully not too many!) when there’s a Democrat in the Oval Office, and these various departments are returning to something resembling normalcy, and the globally-respected scientist who is named to lead the EPA can’t get anything done because the GOP

I like how they have replaced all the career politicians who knew how to be quietly corrupt and benefit from their positions while still keeping the government going with people who are just as corrupt, but really bad at hiding it and have no clue how to do their jobs.

I’m starting to think this guy might not be too terribly ethical.

In a just world Scott Pruitt will meet his demise at the hands of some endangered species or in an easily preventable environmental catastrophe.

The most amazing thing about this Administration is how it manages to alternate between doing the most horrifying things and the most stupid things. And then there are the things that manage to be both:

At this point, I genuinely don’t know what it’ll take for Pruitt to resign

Did his new left bicep just grow over the tat that was there??

lol Still not feeling bad. You choose to do a job (in most parts of the world). Where is that bleeding heart for other jobs? Easy compared to a lot of jobs out there that pay 1% of what he’s taking in. Get on camera and dance that’s what you are paid to do and people want it.

If you subscribe to the multiverse theory of alternate realities, there may be an infinite number of teams in LA.

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.

And I don’t know how we’ll be able to share a tournament with The Wall down south and Canada having physically separated from the continent.

We’d probably just end up with Don Jr as President. He’s next in the line of succession, right?

> our hosting privileges will come with an automatic entry pass for the U.S.

Cardiac arrest, not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Mexico is only involved to teach US officials about this silly sport and Canada is only involved so the other countries actually show up.

I am shocked FIFA gave the United States the 2026 tournament, given that we’ll be smack-dab in the middle of Trump’s third term in office.

Donald Trump and FIFA are perfect for and deserve each other

Most of the people who voted for Trump would have told you, five years ago, that only lunatics would ever vote for that blowhard narcissistic New York huckster.

How long until this actually happens?

What the fuck is this circus dimension, and how do I get out of it immediately.