People still camp out for movies in 2019? Your friends never heard of Fandango?

Given that the story he describes sounds a lot better than those Hobbit movies, I’d say he’s painfully aware of them.

I wouldn’t wanna take away the joy of seeing this from my friends who are total fan boys. But my eyes already hurt from rolling them so much after hearing from the ones that already saw it about how many times they cried during the movie. 

Ah yes! Let us gather around the fire and hear tell of Sam’s meaty role in The Hobbit. 

Chris, it is my civic duty to share this with all my friends who have annoyingly and smugly camped out for Endgame tickets to remind them that their little universe of entertainment is a sham.

Commenters: “Twitch Prime, not Amazon Prime.”

This many (three times ago). He tweeted Breitbart, ffs.

Did the servers buckle from overload on the first day?

Fuck The Library.

According to Respawn devs at the event, everything about this game is very much Respawn’s idea.

I think it’s the replayability factor combined with a system that creates dynamic focal points and ramps up action the longer you play.

I’ll give it college try. For me that means being there 6 years and leaving disappointed. 

Not a full bingo.  They didn’t mention anything about framerate.  

Did you actually read what you wrote? You judged Respawn and Apex Legends before you even gave it a try because it’s an EA game with loot boxes. Of course they did the correct thing in not marketing it because gamers like you have already crucified them based on Battlefront and the game hasn’t even been announced for…

Saying you are doing an f2p game with loot boxes after being bought by EA is like gamer hate bingo.

On the other hand, gamers typically hate attaching titles to games that have little to do with the franchise — recall the furor over 2016's Prey — so honestly, props to EA for overlooking the obvious cynical marketing ploy here.

It’s almost like Google exists.

Wait, Kingdom Hearts 3 is being released?

i love you man but you need to learn how to edit it down.